Hello and welcome to Dancing is the New Rowing - the blog about the weekly goings on and dramas of a dancing class. To help get you started let me set the scene for you:
A social dance class in middle England run by 'Don't move or I'll kill you' and his business partner 'Fag ash Lil' with support from 'The Foghorn' and 'Super Mum'.
Regular social dancers include:
Female: Never again, I've got absolutely no idea what we are supposed to be doing, Teachers' Pet, Foxtrot Oscar
Male: The Sprightly Pensioner, The Flirt, Praying Mantis, Toy Boy, Slinky Hips
RULES OF THE BLOG: 1. Please don't use people's real names - the aliases above should be used at all times; 2. Keep it fun and friendly; 3. Everything here is for fun and nothing is meant to upset or offend anyone.